Creative Running: Racing Towards Creativity


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  • Born to run. Forced to work.

  • Didn't your mother warn you about fast women?

  • I know I'm slow. Get over it.

  • I thought they said 'Rum'!

  • If you think running a marathon is hard, try giving birth.

  • Looks can be deceiving; our workouts are a lot longer than our shorts.

  • My mascara runs faster than you do.

  • My sport is your sport's punishment

  • Obsessed is a word lazy people use to describe the dedicated.

  • Pain is temporary..Internet results last forever.

  • Running a marathon...there's an app for that.

  • Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!

  • Running is my happy hour

  • Running...because dieting is not an option.

  • Wicked fast runnah

  • Will run for bling.

  • Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games.

  • Back of shirt: Don't pass me....I'm not in your age group

  • Back of shirt: How's my running? Call 1-800-EAT-DUST

  • Back of shirt: I bust mine to kick yours.

  • Back of shirt: If you can read this, I'm just warming up.

  • Back of shirt: If you see me collapse, please hit 'Pause' on my Garmin.

  • Back of shirt: It's a hill. Get over it.

  • Back of shirt: Like my shirt? After the race, I'll let you read the front.

  • Back of shirt: If you want to come in second...follow me!

  • Does this shirt make my butt look fast?

  • Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice

  • Fast girls have good times.

  • I bust mine so I can kick yours!

  • I found my happy pace.

  • I overtrain so, I can overeat!

  • If found on ground, please drag to finish line.

  • Kick assphalt

  • One more mile and the cake is history.

  • Pain later

  • Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery.

  • See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster.

  • The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating.

  • Why are all these people following me?

  • Your pace or mine?

  • Runs end. Running doesn't.

  • My other legs are Kenyan.

  • Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?

  • It's a hill. Get over it!




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