Creative Running: Racing Towards Creativity
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Born to run. Forced to work.
Didn't your mother warn you about fast women?
I know I'm slow. Get over it.
I thought they said 'Rum'!
If you think running a marathon is hard, try giving birth.
Looks can be deceiving; our workouts are a lot longer than our shorts.
My mascara runs faster than you do.
My sport is your sport's punishment
Obsessed is a word lazy people use to describe the dedicated.
Pain is temporary..Internet results last forever.
Running a marathon...there's an app for that.
Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!
Running is my happy hour
Running...because dieting is not an option.
Wicked fast runnah
Will run for bling.
Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games.
Back of shirt: Don't pass me....I'm not in your age group
Back of shirt: How's my running? Call 1-800-EAT-DUST
Back of shirt: I bust mine to kick yours.
Back of shirt: If you can read this, I'm just warming up.
Back of shirt: If you see me collapse, please hit 'Pause' on my Garmin.
Back of shirt: It's a hill. Get over it.
Back of shirt: Like my shirt? After the race, I'll let you read the front.
Back of shirt: If you want to come in second...follow me!
Does this shirt make my butt look fast?
Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice
Fast girls have good times.
I bust mine so I can kick yours!
I found my happy pace.
I overtrain so, I can overeat!
If found on ground, please drag to finish line.
Kick assphalt
One more mile and the cake is history.
Pain now...beer later
Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery.
See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster.
The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating.
Why are all these people following me?
Your pace or mine?
Runs end. Running doesn't.
My other legs are Kenyan.
Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?
It's a hill. Get over it!
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